These Pretzels Are Makin Me Thirsty

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Anyone need a beverage? Celebrate the iconic Seinfeld episode “The Alternate Side” with our tee that tells the world which salted snack has you particularly parched these days. In the classic sitcom’s 28th episode, Kramer gets a single line in a Woody Allen flick: “These pretzels are making me thirsty!”. And in classic Seinfeld fashion, Jerry, George, Kramer & Elaine repeat the line more than a few times throughout the episode - each in their own special way. Pay homage.

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Legendary Comfort™
Officially licensed by Warner Bros. and Seinfeld

Size & Fit

IN

Size	Your Chest (in)	Your Waist (in)	Your Height (in)
XS	32 - 34	25 - 28	70 - 73
S	35 - 37	29 - 31	70 - 73
M	38 - 40	32 - 34	70 - 73
L	41 - 44	35 - 38	70 - 73
XL	45 - 47	40 - 42	70 - 73
XXL	48 - 50	43 - 46	70 - 73
XXXL	51 - 53	47 - 49	70 - 73

CM

Size	Your Chest (cm)	Your Waist (cm)	Your Height (cm)
XS	81 - 86	64 - 71	178 - 185
S	89 - 94	74 - 79	178 - 185
M	96 - 101	81 - 86	178 - 185
L	104 - 112	89 - 97	178 - 185
XL	114 - 119	102 - 107	178 - 185
XXL	122 - 127	109 - 117	178 - 185
XXXL	129 - 134	119 - 124	178 - 185

Use these body measurements as a guide to select the size that's right for you. Our tees are designed with a relaxed fit that runs true to size. If you are at the lower end of a size range, expect a looser feel, in the middle the fit will be balanced, and at the top end it may feel more fitted.

How to Measure

Chest Measurement
Measure around the fullest part of the chest area and keep tape level under your arms and across your back.
Waist Size
Measure your natural waistline by placing the tape around the narrowest part of your torso, typically just above your belly button.
Garment Length
For accurate garment length, measure from the top of your shoulder down to where you want the hem to fall.
Sleeve Measurement
Start at the center of the back of your neck, run the tape across your shoulder, and down to your wrist with arm straight for a full sleeve measurement.

Garment Size

IN

Size	Sleeve Length (in)	Tee Length (in)
XS	7.75	26
S	8	27.25
M	8.25	28.5
L	8.5	29.75
XL	8.75	31
XXL	9	32
XXXL	9.25	33

CM

Size	Sleeve Length (cm)	Tee Length (cm)
XS	20	66
S	20	69
M	21	72
L	22	76
XL	22	79
XXL	23	81
XXXL	24	84

This chart shows the actual body and sleeve length of the t-shirt in each size. Unlike the Size & Fit chart, which is based on body measurements, this chart shows the actual dimensions of the garment.

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FAQs

How does HOMAGE gear fit?

HOMAGE gear is designed for relaxed, easygoing comfort and runs true to size. Made from a soft cotton blend, pieces may shrink slightly after washing, so we recommend washing cold and tumble drying low to maintain the perfect fit. Need a hand? Check our Size Guide for tips.

What is Legendary Comfort™?

Legendary Comfort™ is the soft, all-day feel that makes HOMAGE gear unlike anything else. Every piece is designed to look, feel, and wear like a vintage favorite, giving you the perfect mix of buttery softness, timeless style, and fan-inspired nostalgia. From tees to jackets and everything in between, HOMAGE delivers comfort and style built for fans who live for the game, the team, and the moment.

Is this product officially licensed?

Yes! All of our gear is officially licensed, featuring authentic logos, colors, and designs from your favorite teams, shows, and franchises. You can shop confidently knowing you’re getting genuine, high-quality merchandise.

What is your return and exchange policy?

We provide refunds and exchanges up to 60 days after the original purchase date for orders within the United States, and up to 30 days for orders outside of the United States. Refunds are credited to the card used in the original transaction. Duties and fees paid on orders will not be refunded.

What sets HOMAGE apart?

Every piece is designed with vintage-inspired fabrics, classic graphics, and timeless details that honor the icons and moments you love. From retro team logos to throwback pop culture designs, our gear is all about bringing memories to life through style, making HOMAGE apparel soft, nostalgic, and fan-approved.