Festivus For The Rest Of Us

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  • Festivus For The Rest Of Us
  • Festivus For The Rest Of Us
  • Festivus For The Rest Of Us
  • Festivus For The Rest Of Us
  • Festivus For The Rest Of Us
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Because the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas have officially become overbearing and because tinsel is distracting: Break out your unadorned, aluminum pole. It’s time for Festivus.

Of course, the zeitgeisty sitcom “Seinfeld,” responsible for gifting us terms “close talker,” “mimbo” and “yada yada,” would also gift us the parody holiday of all parody holidays. Invented by George Costanza’s father, Frank, after he was unable to score his son the doll he so wanted, Festivus celebrates all the angst associated with the holiday season. Join the rest of us for Festivus and honor the seasonal tradition of airing your grievances and listing all the ways your family has disappointed you. And don’t forget to train for the Feats of Strength. Happy Festivus!

Highlights

  • Legendary Comfort™
  • Officially licensed by Warner Bros. and Seinfeld
Festivus For The Rest Of Us
Festivus For The Rest Of Us
Size & Fit
IN
SizeYour Chest (in)Your Waist (in)Your Height (in)
XS32 - 3425 - 2870 - 73
S35 - 3729 - 3170 - 73
M38 - 4032 - 3470 - 73
L41 - 4435 - 3870 - 73
XL45 - 4740 - 4270 - 73
XXL48 - 5043 - 4670 - 73
XXXL51 - 5347 - 4970 - 73
CM
SizeYour Chest (cm)Your Waist (cm)Your Height (cm)
XS81 - 8664 - 71178 - 185
S89 - 9474 - 79178 - 185
M96 - 10181 - 86178 - 185
L104 - 11289 - 97178 - 185
XL114 - 119102 - 107178 - 185
XXL122 - 127109 - 117178 - 185
XXXL129 - 134119 - 124178 - 185

Use these body measurements as a guide to select the size that's right for you. Our tees are designed with a relaxed fit that runs true to size. If you are at the lower end of a size range, expect a looser feel, in the middle the fit will be balanced, and at the top end it may feel more fitted.

How to Measure
  1. Chest Measurement
    Measure around the fullest part of the chest area and keep tape level under your arms and across your back.
  2. Waist Size
    Measure your natural waistline by placing the tape around the narrowest part of your torso, typically just above your belly button.
  3. Garment Length
    For accurate garment length, measure from the top of your shoulder down to where you want the hem to fall.
  4. Sleeve Measurement
    Start at the center of the back of your neck, run the tape across your shoulder, and down to your wrist with arm straight for a full sleeve measurement.
Garment Size
IN
SizeSleeve Length (in)Tee Length (in)
XS7.7526
S827.25
M8.2528.5
L8.529.75
XL8.7531
XXL932
XXXL9.2533
CM
SizeSleeve Length (cm)Tee Length (cm)
XS2066
S2069
M2172
L2276
XL2279
XXL2381
XXXL2484
This chart shows the actual body and sleeve length of the t-shirt in each size. Unlike the Size & Fit chart, which is based on body measurements, this chart shows the actual dimensions of the garment.
Festivus For The Rest Of Us
Festivus For The Rest Of Us

Legendary Comfort™

That soft, all-day feel you never want to take off—now in the t-shirt you reach for without thinking. Built to hold up for years, but somehow still feels like day one. You’ve worn it enough to know: no other tee in your closet even comes close.

Officially Licensed

This product is officially licensed by Warner Bros. and Seinfeld so you can rep a show about nothing that somehow never stopped meaning everything.

Sizing

Our t-shirt is designed with a relaxed fit that runs true to size. It's made from a soft cotton blend that may shrink slightly after washing, so we recommend washing cold and tumble drying on low to help maintain the fit. Check the Size Guide for fit tips.

Product Details

  • Embroidered H Logo
  • Classic crew neckline
  • Designed in USA

Fabric & Care

  • 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon
  • Machine Wash Cold, Tumble Dry Low
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FAQs

How does HOMAGE gear fit?

HOMAGE gear is designed for relaxed, easygoing comfort and runs true to size. Made from a soft cotton blend, pieces may shrink slightly after washing, so we recommend washing cold and tumble drying low to maintain the perfect fit. Need a hand? Check our Size Guide for tips.
What is Legendary Comfort™?

Legendary Comfort™ is the soft, all-day feel that makes HOMAGE gear unlike anything else. Every piece is designed to look, feel, and wear like a vintage favorite, giving you the perfect mix of buttery softness, timeless style, and fan-inspired nostalgia. From tees to jackets and everything in between, HOMAGE delivers comfort and style built for fans who live for the game, the team, and the moment.
Are your products officially licensed?

Yes! All of our gear is officially licensed, featuring authentic logos, colors, and designs from your favorite teams, shows, and franchises. You can shop confidently knowing you’re getting genuine, high-quality merchandise.
What is your return and exchange policy?

We’re sad to hear if something didn’t work out, but returning or exchanging items is easy! We provide full refunds up to 60 days after the original purchase date for orders within the United States, and up to 30 days for orders outside of the United States. Refunds are credited to the card used in the original transaction.
What sets HOMAGE apart?

Every piece is designed with vintage-inspired fabrics, classic graphics, and timeless details that honor the icons and moments you love. From retro team logos to throwback pop culture designs, our gear is all about bringing memories to life through style, making HOMAGE apparel soft, nostalgic, and fan-approved.