In 2004, a Minneapolis TV station produced a feature story about then-Viking receiver Randy Moss, who had recently received a $10,000 fine for a touchdown celebration in which he faked taking down his pants.
“Write the check yet, Randy?” the producer asked.
“When you’re rich, you don’t write checks,” Moss responded.
“If you don’t write checks, how do you pay these guys?”
“Straight cash, homie.”