These Pretzels Are Makin Me Thirsty

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Anyone need a beverage? Celebrate the iconic Seinfeld episode “The Alternate Side” with our tee that tells the world which salted snack has you particularly parched these days. In the classic sitcom’s 28th episode, Kramer gets a single line in a Woody Allen flick: “These pretzels are making me thirsty!”. And in classic Seinfeld fashion, Jerry, George, Kramer & Elaine repeat the line more than a few times throughout the episode - each in their own special way. Pay homage.

Highlights

Legendary Comfort™
Officially licensed Seinfeld

Size & Fit

IN

Size	Your Chest (in)	Your Waist (in)	Your Height (in)
XS	32 - 34	25 - 28	70 - 73
S	35 - 37	29 - 31	70 - 73
M	38 - 40	32 - 34	70 - 73
L	41 - 44	35 - 38	70 - 73
XL	45 - 47	40 - 42	70 - 73
XXL	48 - 50	43 - 46	70 - 73
XXXL	51 - 53	47 - 49	70 - 73

CM

Size	Your Chest (cm)	Your Waist (cm)	Your Height (cm)
XS	81 - 86	64 - 71	178 - 185
S	89 - 94	74 - 79	178 - 185
M	96 - 101	81 - 86	178 - 185
L	104 - 112	89 - 97	178 - 185
XL	114 - 119	102 - 107	178 - 185
XXL	122 - 127	109 - 117	178 - 185
XXXL	129 - 134	119 - 124	178 - 185

Use these body measurements as a guide to select the size that's right for you. Our tees are designed with a relaxed fit that runs true to size. If you are at the lower end of a size range, expect a looser feel, in the middle the fit will be balanced, and at the top end it may feel more fitted.

How to Measure

Chest Measurement
Measure around the fullest part of the chest area and keep tape level under your arms and across your back.
Waist Size
Measure your natural waistline by placing the tape around the narrowest part of your torso, typically just above your belly button.
Garment Length
For accurate garment length, measure from the top of your shoulder down to where you want the hem to fall.
Sleeve Measurement
Start at the center of the back of your neck, run the tape across your shoulder, and down to your wrist with arm straight for a full sleeve measurement.

Garment Size

IN

Size	Sleeve Length (in)	Tee Length (in)
XS	7.75	26
S	8	27.25
M	8.25	28.5
L	8.5	29.75
XL	8.75	31
XXL	9	32
XXXL	9.25	33

CM

Size	Sleeve Length (cm)	Tee Length (cm)
XS	20	66
S	20	69
M	21	72
L	22	76
XL	22	79
XXL	23	81
XXXL	24	84

This chart shows the actual body and sleeve length of the t-shirt in each size. Unlike the Size & Fit chart, which is based on body measurements, this chart shows the actual dimensions of the garment.