These Pretzels Are Makin Me Thirsty

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These Pretzels Are Makin Me Thirsty
These Pretzels Are Makin Me Thirsty

These Pretzels Are Makin Me Thirsty

$32

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Anyone need a beverage? Celebrate the iconic Seinfeld episode “The Alternate Side” with our tee that tells the world which salted snack has you particularly parched these days. In the classic sitcom’s 28th episode, Kramer gets a single line in a Woody Allen flick: “These pretzels are making me thirsty!”. And in classic Seinfeld fashion, Jerry, George, Kramer & Elaine repeat the line more than a few times throughout the episode - each in their own special way. Pay homage.

Color: Royal Blue

Size: XS Only a few left! Out of Stock!

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  • Crewneck t-shirt
  • Designed in USA
  • Polyester, cotton and rayon blend
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex style

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Please note that sizes are approximate. Model is 6'0" and wearing a size medium. His chest measurement is 38" and he wears size 34 jeans.

Measure chest at the fullest point under your arms.

Size Chest Jean Size
XS 32-35" 26-29
S 35-38" 29-31
M 38-41" 32-35
L 41-44" 35-38
XL 44-47" 38-40
XXL 47-50" 40-42
3XL 50-53" 42-46
Size Chest Jean Size
XS 32-35" 26-29
S 35-38" 29-31
M 38-41" 32-35
L 41-44" 35-38
XL 44-47" 38-40
XXL 47-50" 40-42
3XL 50-53" 42-46

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