These Pretzels Are Makin Me Thirsty

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Anyone need a beverage? Celebrate the iconic Seinfeld episode “The Alternate Side” with our tee that tells the world which salted snack has you particularly parched these days. In the classic sitcom’s 28th episode, Kramer gets a single line in a Woody Allen flick: “These pretzels are making me thirsty!”. And in classic Seinfeld fashion, Jerry, George, Kramer & Elaine repeat the line more than a few times throughout the episode - each in their own special way. Pay homage.

Highlights

  • Legendary Comfort™
  • Officially licensed Seinfeld
These Pretzels Are Makin Me Thirsty
These Pretzels Are Makin Me Thirsty
Size & Fit
IN
SizeYour Chest (in)Your Waist (in)Your Height (in)
XS32 - 3425 - 2870 - 73
S35 - 3729 - 3170 - 73
M38 - 4032 - 3470 - 73
L41 - 4435 - 3870 - 73
XL45 - 4740 - 4270 - 73
XXL48 - 5043 - 4670 - 73
XXXL51 - 5347 - 4970 - 73
CM
SizeYour Chest (cm)Your Waist (cm)Your Height (cm)
XS81 - 8664 - 71178 - 185
S89 - 9474 - 79178 - 185
M96 - 10181 - 86178 - 185
L104 - 11289 - 97178 - 185
XL114 - 119102 - 107178 - 185
XXL122 - 127109 - 117178 - 185
XXXL129 - 134119 - 124178 - 185

Use these body measurements as a guide to select the size that's right for you. Our tees are designed with a relaxed fit that runs true to size. If you are at the lower end of a size range, expect a looser feel, in the middle the fit will be balanced, and at the top end it may feel more fitted.

How to Measure
  1. Chest Measurement
    Measure around the fullest part of the chest area and keep tape level under your arms and across your back.
  2. Waist Size
    Measure your natural waistline by placing the tape around the narrowest part of your torso, typically just above your belly button.
  3. Garment Length
    For accurate garment length, measure from the top of your shoulder down to where you want the hem to fall.
  4. Sleeve Measurement
    Start at the center of the back of your neck, run the tape across your shoulder, and down to your wrist with arm straight for a full sleeve measurement.
Garment Size
IN
SizeSleeve Length (in)Tee Length (in)
XS7.7526
S827.25
M8.2528.5
L8.529.75
XL8.7531
XXL932
XXXL9.2533
CM
SizeSleeve Length (cm)Tee Length (cm)
XS2066
S2069
M2172
L2276
XL2279
XXL2381
XXXL2484
This chart shows the actual body and sleeve length of the t-shirt in each size. Unlike the Size & Fit chart, which is based on body measurements, this chart shows the actual dimensions of the garment.
These Pretzels Are Makin Me Thirsty
These Pretzels Are Makin Me Thirsty

Legendary Comfort™

That soft, all-day feel you never want to take off—now in the t-shirt you reach for without thinking. Built to hold up for years, but somehow still feels like day one. You’ve worn it enough to know: no other tee in your closet even comes close.

Officially Licensed

This product is officially licensed by Seinfeld so you can wear the comedy about nothing that turned everyday life into legend.

Sizing

Our t-shirt is designed with a relaxed fit that runs true to size. It's made from a soft cotton blend that may shrink slightly after washing, so we recommend washing cold and tumble drying on low to help maintain the fit. Check the Size Guide for fit tips.

Product Details

  • Embroidered H Logo
  • Classic crew neckline
  • Designed in USA

Fabric & Care

  • 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon
  • Machine Wash Cold, Tumble Dry Low
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