Festivus For The Rest Of Us

$32

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Festivus For The Rest Of Us
Festivus For The Rest Of Us

Festivus For The Rest Of Us

$32

Because the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas have officially become overbearing and because tinsel is distracting: Break out your unadorned, aluminum pole. It’s time for Festivus.Of course, the zeitgeisty sitcom “Seinfeld,” responsible...

Because the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas have officially become overbearing and because tinsel is distracting: Break out your unadorned, aluminum pole. It’s time for Festivus.Of course, the zeitgeisty sitcom “Seinfeld,” responsible for gifting us terms “close talker,” “mimbo” and “yada yada,” would also gift us the parody holiday of all parody holidays. Invented by George Costanza’s father, Frank, after he was unable to score his son the doll he so wanted, Festivus celebrates all the angst associated with the holiday season. Join the rest of us for Festivus and honor the seasonal tradition of airing your grievances and listing all the ways your family has disappointed you. And don’t forget to train for the Feats of Strength. Happy Festivus!

Color: Royal Blue

Size: XS Only a few left! Out of Stock!

  • Crewneck t-shirt
  • Designed in USA
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex style

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Please note that sizes are approximate. Model is 6'0" and wearing a size medium. His chest measurement is 38" and he wears size 34 jeans.

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Size Chest Jean Size
XS 32-35" 26-29
S 35-38" 29-31
M 38-41" 32-35
L 41-44" 35-38
XL 44-47" 38-40
XXL 47-50" 40-42
3XL 50-53" 42-46
Size Chest Jean Size
XS 32-35" 26-29
S 35-38" 29-31
M 38-41" 32-35
L 41-44" 35-38
XL 44-47" 38-40
XXL 47-50" 40-42
3XL 50-53" 42-46