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Club Trillion

$32

"Club Trillion is an exclusive club founded in 2007 by three very handsome and very financially well-off Ohio State basketball players--Kyle Madsen (#15), Danny Peters (#13), and myself.

We named ourselves "Club Trillion" because, as athletically limited white folk, we found ourselves riding the bench for the Buckeyes. When the time came for us to get in, there would usually only be 1 minute remaining in the game, and after sitting down for 39 minutes, we really had no interest in trying to be all that productive.

So we devised the plan of trying to get the "trillion", which occurs when we play 1 minute and do absolutely nothing that would appear in the box score, thus making our stat line say 1 minute played followed by a bunch of zeroes. 

I know what you are saying to yourself right now. You are saying, 'That is side-splittingly hilarious. These guys are probably just a comical party waiting to happen...

You are absolutely right."

- Mark Titus

 

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UNISEX STYLE

The Classic HOMAGE T-Shirt

CREWNECK TEE SHIRT

The all-day, all-purpose classic.

SLIMMER FIT

Stand out in a framing fit.

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Grey, Poly/Cotton/Rayon Blend

A 1-2-3 combo that creates the sharp look and super-soft, worn-in feel you love.

SOFT SCREENPRINT AT CHEST

Often imitated, never duplicated, designs inspired by history to stand the test of time.

MADE IN USA

Carrying on our nation’s legacy of high quality.

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Unisex T-Shirt

Please note that sizes are approximate. Chest is measured from armpit and the length from high point collar to bottom of the tee. Our super-soft tees have a more athletic fit, so if you have any doubts, we recommend choosing the next size up.

Sizes
Length
Chest
XS
25
16
S
26.5
17.5
M
28
19.5
L
30
21.5
XL
31.5
23.5
2XL
32.5
25.5
3XL
33.5
27.5

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Club Trillion

$32
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Club Trillion

$32

"Club Trillion is an exclusive club founded in 2007 by three very handsome and very financially well-off Ohio State basketball players--Kyle Madsen (#15), Danny Peters (#13), and myself.

We named ourselves "Club Trillion" because, as athletically limited white folk, we found ourselves riding the bench for the Buckeyes. When the time came for us to get in, there would usually only be 1 minute remaining in the game, and after sitting down for 39 minutes, we really had no interest in trying to be all that productive.

So we devised the plan of trying to get the "trillion", which occurs when we play 1 minute and do absolutely nothing that would appear in the box score, thus making our stat line say 1 minute played followed by a bunch of zeroes. 

I know what you are saying to yourself right now. You are saying, 'That is side-splittingly hilarious. These guys are probably just a comical party waiting to happen...

You are absolutely right."

- Mark Titus

 

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Club Trillion

$32

"Club Trillion is an exclusive club founded in 2007 by three very handsome and very financially well-off Ohio State basketball players--Kyle Madsen (#15), Danny Peters (#13), and myself.

We named ourselves "Club Trillion" because, as athletically limited white folk, we found ourselves riding the bench for the Buckeyes. When the time came for us to get in, there would usually only be 1 minute remaining in the game, and after sitting down for 39 minutes, we really had no interest in trying to be all that productive.

So we devised the plan of trying to get the "trillion", which occurs when we play 1 minute and do absolutely nothing that would appear in the box score, thus making our stat line say 1 minute played followed by a bunch of zeroes. 

I know what you are saying to yourself right now. You are saying, 'That is side-splittingly hilarious. These guys are probably just a comical party waiting to happen...

You are absolutely right."

- Mark Titus

 

Read the Full Story

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