Welcome to the Club Trillion Championship leaderboard
For the uninitiated, a trillion occurs when a basketball player enters a game and records zero statistics. No points, no rebounds, no assists, no fouls, no turnovers, no blocks, no steals, and no shot attempts. Nothing. It’s as if their time on the court didn’t even exist. Their box score at the end of the game, then, will show a “1” underneath “minutes played,” followed by 12 zeros underneath every other category. Thus … a trillion.
It’s been said that in order to avoid criticism, one must say nothing, do nothing, and be nothing. And that is why it could be argued that a trillion is the most highly regarded achievement in basketball. With that, it’s time for society to start honoring those who pursue basketball perfection in the most unlikely way possible: By doing nothing at all. That is exactly what is happening here. Below, you will find a list of college basketball players who are the best at doing nothing. They each are fighting for what some have said is the most prestigious trophy in all of sports: The Club Trillion Belt, awarded to the player who leads the nation in trillions this and every season.
A few things of note:
Here’s to a season full of doing nothing. May the most non-existent man win!