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Welcome to the Club Trillion Championship leaderboard

For the uninitiated, a trillion occurs when a basketball player enters a game and records zero statistics. No points, no rebounds, no assists, no fouls, no turnovers, no blocks, no steals, and no shot attempts. Nothing. It’s as if their time on the court didn’t even exist. Their box score at the end of the game, then, will show a “1” underneath “minutes played,” followed by 12 zeros underneath every other category. Thus … a trillion.

It’s been said that in order to avoid criticism, one must say nothing, do nothing, and be nothing. And that is why it could be argued that a trillion is the most highly regarded achievement in basketball. With that, it’s time for society to start honoring those who pursue basketball perfection in the most unlikely way possible: By doing nothing at all. That is exactly what is happening here. Below, you will find a list of college basketball players who are the best at doing nothing. They each are fighting for what some have said is the most prestigious trophy in all of sports: The Club Trillion Belt, awarded to the player who leads the nation in trillions this and every season.

A few things of note:

• The primary statistic being tracked is the number of trillion occurrences, not the number of minutes played while recording trillions. In other words, if Player A plays in three games for a grand total of three minutes and records no statistics in those three games, he will rank higher on the leaderboard than Player B who plays 20 minutes in a single game and records a trillion in that game.
 
• The tiebreaker, however, will be minutes played, but only in games in which a trillion is recorded.
 
• The contest is open to all current NCAA Division I men’s basketball players.
 
• The only way for a player to enter is for the player himself to email oneshiningpod@gmail.com with his name and school. The rationale here is simple: We don’t want the winner of the contest to be someone who isn’t even aware of it and might take it the wrong way to be awarded a belt for doing nothing.
 
• The deadline to enter is January 1, 2019.

Here’s to a season full of doing nothing. May the most non-existent man win!

LEADERBOARD

Last Updated: 1/16

Rank Player School Trillion Occurrences Trillion Minutes

1

Chase Miller

Middle Tennessee State

6

6

2

Brady Schuck

Furman

4

3

3

Andrew Terrell

Maryland

3

6

4

Joey Lane

Ohio State

3

3

5

Pantelis Xidias

DePaul

3

2

6

Jake Fischer

Akron

3

0

7

Adam Giles

Wright State

2

4

8

Anthony Bilas

Wake Forest

2

2

9

Aaron Spivey

Wake Forest

2

2

10

Conner George

Michigan State

2

1

11

Dolan Mahoney

Florida Gulf Coast

1

3

12

Sam Norton

Kent State

1

2

13

Cal Freundlich

Davidson

1

1

14

Kevin Doi

Drexel

1

1

15

Zach Flener

Lipscomb

1

1

16

Blake Buchanan

Wake Forest

1

1

17

Luke Nathan

Rutgers

0

0

18

Addison Owen

Rice

0

0

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